📨 AUTOREPLY: The Tee Talk Crew Is OOO — And Probably on a Golf Cart Somewhere ⛳️🍻

Hey there, fairway fiends —

We interrupt our regularly scheduled golf trash talk and hot takes to let you know the Tee Talk team is out of office this week. Why? Great question.

Let’s just say a few things may have happened:

• One of us entered a member-guest and forgot to come back.

• Another caught a case of “accidental Thursday thru Sunday beers.”

• Someone tried to recreate Tiger’s 2019 Masters walk but tore their ACL on a putting green.

• Our editor booked a tee time thinking it was a "team meeting." We didn’t correct him.

• And honestly? We just needed a week to work on our short game... aka nap and eat questionable hot dogs at the turn.

But don’t worry — we’ll be back next week with all the golf coverage, spicy takes, and random leaderboard overreactions your inbox can handle. Especially with the Memorial heating up and U.S. Open storylines about to explode like a shanked drive into a window.

Until then, keep your drives straight and your excuses straighter.

Cheers and beers,
🍻 The Tee Talk Team

The Favorites: Betting the House (But Not Your Mortgage)

• Scottie Scheffler – The man is on fire. Ten straight top-10 finishes, including four wins and three top-three finishes. If he were any hotter, we'd need to call the fire department.

• Xander Schauffele – Fresh off a PGA Championship win, Schauffele is bringing the heat. He's been top-10 in five of his last six starts. If he keeps this up, he might just start charging for autographs.

• Max Homa – Don't let his laid-back vibe fool you. Homa's been crushing it on big courses, with a T3 at Augusta and a T8 at Quail Hollow. Muirfield Village better watch out.

💤 The Sleepers: Betting Your Lunch Money (But Don't Actually Do That)

• Shane Lowry – The Irishman is coming in hot with a win at the Zurich Classic and a T6 at the PGA Championship. If he were any more under the radar, he'd be in a different time zone.

• Billy Horschel – The 2022 Memorial champ is flying under the radar this year. But don't let that fool you. He's got the chops to make a comeback.

• Brendan Steele – At $6,600, Steele is a steal. With five straight made cuts and a T9 at the PGA, he's a bargain you can't ignore.

🏁 The Bottom Line

Whether you're betting big or just looking to impress your friends with your golf knowledge, these picks should have you covered. Remember, golf is a game of inches... and sometimes, it's a game of who can make the most questionable bets.

TEE TALK OUT

P.S. —- We are looking for a 4th in a member guest. Reach out if interested (I know shockingly hard times to find a 4th).